Bob Saves The Day (Cont)

"Why you silly. You can't unleash us!
We're the King's pet!"

Bob smacked himself again,
"Oh! Thanks alot!" he said astonished.

When he started to walk home
he realized he had done nothing but scare himself silly
and making a bad impression for old people,
or well anything exept saving the day or doing anything good.

Bob felt ashamed of himself. but he also felt somewhat exited to.

The next day Bob woke up by an astonishing sound,
his mother & father screaming at a giant uh......... thingy that Bob couldn't reconize.
It looked like a......er.....a giant light thingy and
what his house he thought he was dreaming, but he was in a dollhouse!

So he popped his head out the window.
"Boy, the sun sure is shining today!"
He said in the blistering heat.
Without noticing he was in a oven.

His neighbors looked at him in a "What the?" way.
Then when he realized he was in an oven,
he got his E.O.I.P. (Emergency Oven Ice Packs)
He had 15 dozen and 60 turkeys including himself.
While doing quick math
he yelled to the turkeys and gave 3 to each one.
He told the turkeys to throw one at the light to make it go off
if it doesn't work throw a second one,
please don't throw them all at the same time
because they will all blow up
(he knows because he used to have 360 of them)
so everyone threw one at each light
the lights flickerd and went off.

Then he got his E.O.T.O.P. (Emergency Open The Oven Pack)
he got one of the 360 (he was afraid to throw them in the air)
and threw it towards the oven door
it had 4 wrenches and screwdrivers
they wooshed to the openings (screws and bolts)
and screwed and bolted the door open.

The turkeys are saved!

They shouted with joy and hugged him with delight.
So thats the day Bob saved the day!

P.S. That was great.

P.P.S. I wasn't in the oven.

P.P.P.S. He got more E.O.T.O.P. (Emergency Open The Oven Pack).

P.P.P.P.S. He also got more E.O.I.P. (Emergency Oven Ice Packs).

Bob Saves The Day

by: Uncle Turkey

illustrated by: Aunt Turkey

HI!

This is a story where my naphew saves the day.
But before I can tell you that story
I have to tell you this story.

One day in Turkey's, capital city, 1988,
My brother, Billy Jhon Susset,
Had a baby and named him
Bob Sooop Naashaaa Tookna Soopoo Lunespy Puke.
Now remember the guy with the long funny name saves the day.

So Bob (Soop Naashaaa Tookna Soopoo Lunespy Puke) went to see the movie Bolt,
it was a movie about this super turkey that thought he had super powers
but he didn't.

He accidently got shipped to New York (He came from Hollywood, CA).
So whenever Bob got done with the movie
he thought he had super powers and tried to do good things
like possibly saving the day.

That's when the disaster struck,
he went to the Sears Tower and jumped off it
thinking he would start to fly
so when he realized he was falling not flying
he got his cellphone
and he was such in a panic
he pressed 211 instead of 911 and called the Helpers' that Don't do anything right,
he said sorry wrong number
and so he finnaly called 911 after a hour or so
and said
fire department, fire department!
I'm falling!

the fire fighters came when Bob was trembling on a matress in the dumpster.
After he got to his house the next day
he tried to unleash turkeys who where going to be put into the oven.

He went to the Eat Eat More Turkeys,
he tried to break open cages
but it didn't work
because the old turkey took one look at Bob and said,

"you look like a turkey that tried to fly off the Sears Tower
but fell and landed on a matress in the dumpster."

Bob smacked his wing on his forehead and said,

"Yep. That's me."

He was struggling to push open the bars.
Then the old turkey said,

"What are you trying to do?"

Looking embrressed, he said,
"I'm unleashing you,"
while sucking in his cheeks.

Spider Letters 3

Dear Orb Spider,

Please come, I don't want to call either.
Why don't you call Crab Spider?
Ask her if she likes fruit fly pie,please.
Thank you.

Sincerely,
Black Widow

P.S.Tell her just like I told you.
P.P.S.You can write a letter to her.
P.P.P.S.Crab Spider's phone number is (I8U) 789-AAAH.
Thank you for accepting all the P.S.,P.P.S.,and P.P.P.S.'S.

Spider Letters 2

Dear Black Widow,

I'd love to come.
I'm sorry I didn't call
but you can call me.
Guess what?
My favorite food is turkey fly.

Love,
Orb Spider

P.S. My phone number is (I8U) I87-TOO5

P.P.S. Can Crab Spider come?

Spider Letter 1

Dear Orb Spider,

A big brown turkey fly landed in my web,
I am going to host a Thanksgiving party with it.
And we have water bug drinks too!
With the turkey fly I will also have smashed "potatohopper"
and dessert will be fruit fly pie.
It will be at my web.

Love,
Black Widow

P.S. I have mint bugs.

P.P.S. RVSP: (I8U) I8A-BUG1

Illustration - About the Author

Illustration - Chapter 9

Illustration - Chapter 8

Illustration - Chapter 7

Illustration - Chapter 6

Illustration - Chapter 5

Illustration - Chapter 4

Illustration - Chapter 3

Illustration - Chapter 2

Illustration - Chapter 1

About the Author

My name is Isabel.
I was born in Springfield.
My favorite game is Uno.
My favorite color is purple.
I am 7 and 3 quarters.
I love reading.
I love school.

Chapter 9 Happy Ending!

Hi! Since this is the last chapter,
I'm going to tell you some things he likes.

He like eating healthy. (I don't think so!)
He also likes his mom feeding him. (He sure does!)
If you've heard of it, he loves reading Calvin books. (I do too!)
He wish mom would play with him. (I'd love her to!)
He loves me playing with him.
He loves writing articles. (I hate them!)
He likes funny jokes. (I do too!)
He likes dad playing piano while he sings along. (Me too!)

I hope these wishes come true and he lives happily ever after!

Chapter 8 What Ethan Will Be When He Grows Up

I think he will have white hair.
He mabye will have hair to his shoulders.
I also think he will have hair all over his chest.
I think he will be as thin as a noodle and 6'7".
I think he will grow up to be 95 years old.
He wants to live in San Diego, CA.
He wants to live in an apartmant building.
We think he will play the guitar and sing.
Hey! He sings terrible!

iBuenos Noches!

Chapter 7 Reselutions He Has For Himself

Here are some resalutions Ethan has for himself..

1. Color in the lines.
2. Read chapter books.
3. Go to WINGS when he goes to school.
4. To be the best speller in Springfield.
5. To be very nice.
6. To stop biting his lip.

I hope you enjoy these reselutions.

Zai Jian!

Chapter 6 Reselutions My Family Has For Him

Hi, in this chapter,
I am going to tell you some resolutions for my brother.
These reselotions are from my family.

1. For him not to kick me.
2. To stop biting his lips.
3. For him to not disturb me.
4. Play the gutar.
5. For him to be very independent,
6. And last but not least, please don't change so much.

Thank you and do you like the reselotions my family has?
I hope you enjoy them.
I sure hope these reselutions come true.
Don't you?

Ciao!

Chapter 5 Year Four, Now

In this year Ethan learned how to read.
Ethan is reading another book right now (2:54pm).
He likes to play with my stuffed animals.
Ethan is always right there when I need him.
That is what's nice about him.
Ethan always plays what I want.
Ethan likes computer games.
His favorite is Nick Jr.
He dislikes hamburgers, purple, pink, mean people, and trash.

Chapter 4 Year Three

In this year Ethan got potty trained.
He also started to talk.
It was also his first dentest apointmant.
His best friend was Landon.
His favorite TV show was Nick Jr.
His favorite color was blue.
He was nice because he didn't hit me as much.
He also brang me stuff.
He was nice because Ethan thoght relly good things to do.
Ethan shared his toys with me.

Chapter 3 Year Two

Oh no!
This is the worst year.
It is when my brother broke his arm.
My brother also got his favorite stuffed animal.
It is a dog named Sunshine.
It was also his first time to Taiwan.

Ethan always played with me.
Ethan was the nicest at that time.
His favorite color was brown.
And his favorite game was ring-around-a-rosy.

Chapter 2 Year One

My brother was born in 2003.
I went to the hospital to see Ethan.
But that's all I remember.
Ethan doesn't like people snuggleing him.
He likes sleeping in the quiet.
He looked cute.
He is nice because he nevers plays with me.
He did not bother me.
He is nice because he makes me laugh.
When he laughs, everybody laughs.
It was very exiting because I had a new brother.

Chapter 1 Introduction

My brothers name is Ethan.
He is 4 3/4 years old.
Ethan is nice
so that's why I want to write about him.
He looks just like me
exepet he has short hair and
his skin is a little lighter than mine.

Ethan likes writing and reading.
He likes to play with me.
Ethan's favorite game is Uno.
Ethan likes every color exept black.

Sometimes I'm not exellint to Ethan.
But he is still nice to me.

Please read the next chapter about my brother's first year.

Elephants and Girraffes

Elephants

How much do elephants eat?
A elephant can eat almost 330 lbs of plants a day.

How big is a new born baby elephant?
A new born baby elephant weighs almost 264 lbs.
and is about 3 feet tall!

Girraffes

How many bones are in a girraffes neck?
Only seven.

How tall is a giraffe?
A boy giraffe is 18 ft tall!

Here are 2 questions about elephants and about giraffes:
Why do giraffes have such long neck?
And why do elephants have such long nose?

Pets

Cats and dogs
plus big fat frogs.

I want a pet today.

A funny bunny
or a goldfish
as gold as honey.

Easter

Today is Easter!
The Easter bunny hid a million bijillion eggs.
This year he gave us candy in the eggs.
After we hunted eggs
we went to grandma's and grandpa's restaurant.
We took pictures with grandma and grandpa.
I came home and played the piano and here I am writing.
What a fun day!

Silver Dollar City

Today we went Silver Dollar City.
We went to shoot balls.
We also ate funnel cakes. (They were good)
We went to grandfather's mansion.
I could barley walk there!
I liked the teacups the best!
We also went to the hot air balloons.
Silver Dollar City is a place for fun.

Spring Break

I had fun on spring break.
My friend Lucie came over and played.
I'm going to Silver Dollar City tomorrow!
I get to stay home while my brother is at school
and my dad is at work.
I get to play all day for 9 days.
Spring break is the best.
Do you like spring break?

Can You Answer My Questions?

Q1: Do chickens come first or do eggs?
Q2: Why do you read my articles?
Q3: Do you like my articles?
Q4: Why can't humans fly?
Q5: Why can't penguins fly?
Q6: Why do butterflies fly?
Q7: Why are you here?

Go away!
Wait, just be sure to answer the questions you can answer.

Now,
GO AWAY!

Lies, Lies, Lies

Hi! I'm here today to tell 6 lies I made up!

So here is Lie #1:
I have two stuffed animals and both of them can talk.
Lie #2:
I have a tree in the back yard that gives me lunch and dinner.
Lie #3:
I love avacados and my least favorite food is green beans.
Lie #4:
Today I saw you peeing in your pants,
setting fire to your house and,
jump off a cliff.

Yawwn! I'm tired.
I think I'll stop here.
Yawwn!

AAAHHHH!
a...a.a.... GIANT!
AHHHHHH!

Help!

Well..ummm...
I
Yawwwn!
I zzzzzzzzzz
zzz Bye! zzzzz.

Worms

Worms can be yellow and still be a worm.
Or red or green or blue and still be a worm!
One kind of worm is so short,
one hundred of those worms can fit on a two inch line!
Did you know there is a kind of worm that is flat?
There is a kind of worm that is as big as a car!
A worm can live in the ocean!
A worm can be helpful in some ways,
it can dig holes called burrows and let the water in the soil.

Fun fact:
If you cut a worm in half,
it will become 2 worms!
How discussting!

Made Up Jokes

by: Isabel and Ethan

J1: What docter hurts you the most?
A1: Dr. B. N. Payne.

J2: Why did the T-rex cross the road?
A2: To get to the people.

J3: Why did the crocodile cross the lake?
A3: To get to the cat tails!

J4: Why did the mouse chase the cat?
A4: It was oppisite day!

J5: Why did the bear cross the road?
A5: He saw some bees!

J6: Why did the popsicle go to the hospital?
A6: He was melting.

J7: What do you get when you have a snake with ten feet?
A7: Nothing. Snakes don't have feet!

Frog

Do frogs lay eggs in water?
Some do some don't.
Most of them do.

What is the smallest frog?
The smallest frog is 0.4 in.!

What do tadpoles eat?
Tadpoles eat moss alge.

Why do frogs ribbit?
Boys croak to attract girls.

How many species of frog and toad?
There are about 4,000!

Where do frogs and toads live?
On every contenent except Antartica.

Fun fact:
Adult frogs eat all the meat it can fit in its mouth!

Wild Cats

What is the biggest wild cat?
Tigers are the biggest!

Which cat runs the fastest?
The cheetah!

How many kinds of wild cat are there?
About 36.

Why do tigers have stripes?
The tigers stipes help it hide
so it's dinner doesn't see him!

Where do wild cats live?
Cats live all throughout the Earth.

Where do jaguars live?
Jaguars live in the forest of Centrul and South America.

Fun fact:
Tiger cubs start hnting and killing at 18 months!

Sharks and Fish

Fish:

What is the toughest fresh water fish?
The toughest freshwater fish is the Piranha.
They live in rivers of tropical South America.

How fast can fish swim?
Over 70 mph!
The swordfish is one of the fastest fish.

Are there any poisonous fish?
Yes!
The puffer fish is one of the most poisonous of all!

Sharks:

How many species of shark are there?
Answer: Over 300!

How big is a great white shark?
It can be up to 40 ft!

Bonus fact:
The dwarf (shark) dogfish is only 20 cm long!

Riddles 3

I'm a reptile.
I eat meat.
I have scales.
I have four legs.
What am I?


I hold your clothes.
I start with the letter D.
I have drawers.
I can be any color.
What am I?

It's Lies. All Lies.

Hi! I'm here to tell you some lies I've heard.

Lie: I can't play tag because I have athsma.
Proof: She played tag.

Lie: I heared my name on the radio.
Proof: She does not listen to the radio.

Lie: I did my homework.
Proof: Her planner isn't signed.

I've only lied once.
I told mom I used soap but I didn't.
So mom made me do it again.

The End

Ooopss, there's another lie!
It's not the end!

Wait. Do you hear something?

ROAR!!! AUUUUGGHH!

A dinosaur!
Help!
Run for your lives!
Eeekkk!
Hurry up!
I.....it.....it's.....it's a

Tyronasuors Rex!

AUUUGGGHH!

Play dead hurry hugh!
I'm glad their gone!

eeekk

A whole pack!
Sorry! Better escape before they eat me up!
Bye!

Tree

The tree's base is a stump.
The tree grows from a seed.
A tree has leaves.
Trees live in every continent except Antarctica.
I think trees are pretty.
Do you think trees are pretty?
Trees sometimes have flowers.

Crazy Cat

"Tick-cat-tock, Tick-cat-tock," said Crazy Cat!
Crazy Cat went to the grocery store and
said it in the middle of the main grocery store.

And Mr. Bunny said, "Out!"

So with that Crazy Cat went to the farm in Australia.
And he said, "Tick-cat-tock, Tick-cat-tock."

Then the smallest kangaroo came out and said,
"If you want to do that then do it some where else."

Then one night, he decided to live in Mars.
Nobody would care there he thought.

But he was wrong.

Once he went there, some aliens were having a big meeting.
Then Crazy Cat got scared and went back to England.
And became king of England and lived happily ever after.

The End.

Penguins

Penguins can swim up to 8mph.
The emperor penguin is the largest penguin.
The smallest penguin is the little or fairy penguin.
Penguins can not fly but can swim very well.
The emperor penguin has waterproof feathers.
A puffin is not a kind of penguin.
The little or fairy penguin is about 16in. long.

Piranhas

Piranhas can eat anything, even people!
Piranhas are very small but very ferocious.
Piranhas live in the Amazon river.
Piranhas can be up to 24 inches.
Piranhas have razor sharp teeth.

Jokes

How does an alien count to 23?

On his fingers!

What has wings, feathers, and fangs?

Count Duckula!

Why was Cinderella thrown off the baseball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Cook!
Cook who?

Hey, who are you calling cuckoo!

Riddles

1R:

I can be as small as 0.4 inches.
I have at least 4,000 kind of me.
I can be poisonous, or not.
What am I?

2R:

I eat krill.
I never come to land.
I can swim up to 18mph.
What am I?

Please post your answers.
I will give you answers next week.

Neptune

Neptune is 2 billion 794 million miles from the Sun.
A day on Neptune is 16 hours long.
A year on Neptune is 165 years long.
Neptune is a ball of gas.
Neptune is covered in clouds.
Neptune has at least 8 moons.
Neptune is the 4th outer planet.
Brrrrrr!
It must be cold out there!

Moon

The Moon is 4x smaller than Earth.
Moon is lifeless.
The Moon reflects light from the Sun.
Moon is made of rocks.
One of the first people to ever walk on the moon is Neil Armstrong.
The Moon has lots of craders.
The Moon is frezzing cold.

Venus

Venus is the hotest planet in the solar system.
Venus is the second planet from the Sun.
Venus is also the second ineer planets.
Venus has big yellow puffy clouds.
Venus is a planet made of rocks.
Venus is lifeless.
I'm glad I don't live on Venus.

Mom!

Today is mom's birthday!
She is the best mom in the world!
She is a greatest chef in the universe!
I haven't tasted better food.
My mom makes me laugh.
My mom always teaches me lesons I don't know.
My mom treats me and Ethan equally.
You would like to have her as a mom.

Pluto

Pluto is half the size of America!
Pluto is 3 billion 666 million miles from the Sun!
A year on Pluto is 247 Earth years long!
One day on Pluto is six Earth days!
Pluto is very cold. Brrrrr.
Pluto is a very small planet.
Pluto has one moon like Earth.

Saturn

Saturn has big large rings made of ice and rock.
A year on Saturn is 30 Earth years!
Saturn is really cold at the surface.
At Saturn's core, it is burning hot.
Saturn is a ball of gas.
Saturn is about 10 times bigger than Earth.
Saturn is 887 million miles from the Sun.
Saturn has at least 18 moons.
Saturn is the Second planet.
Saturn is the 6th planet from the Sun.

The Sun

It weighs just under 2,000 trillion trillion tons!
Sunspots are spots that are cooler than the sun.
The sun is a medium sized star.
The surface of the sun is about 10,000F!
The center of the sun is over 27 millionF!
The sun gives us light and heat.
The sun is about 4.6 billion years old.

Riddles

1R:
I'm black.
I'm white.
I eat grass.
I live in South Africa.
What am I?

1A: I'm a zebra.

2R:
I have a lot of trees.
My trees can be taller than 165 feet!
I am near the equator.
I'm home to a lot of animals.
What am I?

2A: I'm the rainforest.

3R:
I can be 3 ft. to 130 ft. long!
I can eat plants or meat and both.
I lived all around the world even the ocean!
I can be any color or pattern.
What am I?

3A: I'm a dinosaur.

Lakota

The Lakota tribe is an Indian tribe.
The Lakota tribe can be called the Sioux.
Bufflos real name is bison.
Lakota uses every part of the bison!

skin = tepee
bones = tools
horns = cups
hair = ropes
ribs = sleds

Annie and Jack in Lakota is Buffalo Girl and Rides-Like-Wind.
Holding up two fingers means friend.
In the 1800's there were about 4 million bison!

Beavers

A fully grown beaver can be over 40 inches long including its tail.
In spring and summer they eat fresh green leaves and grass.
Beavers chew on trees to get wood for their dams.
Beavers also chow on it so their teeth don't grow that long.
In the fall beavers eat woody stems.
Beavers live in dams.
Beavers can chew through a small tree in just a few minutes!

Cats

Cats use their whiskers to see if they can fit through a hole.
Cats can come in all different colors, patterns, and sizes.
When cats walk, they pull their claws in.
When cats are just born, they don't open their eyes.

I Wish

Dear Everybody,

I wish a new tree was planted everyday.
I wish everybody had enough money to buy food, water, clothes and a house.
I wish cars that run on things that did not polute the air.
I wish people would not smoke.

Love,
Isabel

P.S. Thats only half of it.

Paris

The Effiel Tower is nearly 1,000 fee high.
There is 1,652 steps to the top of the Effiel Tower.
There are 700 steps to get to the 2 platform.
There are 360 steps to the platform.
Gustave Effiel build the Effiel Tower.
Paris is in France.

One Little Snowman

Once upon a time, there was a snowman.
Her mom told her you have to go out to seek your fourtune.
So the snowman went to Australia to seek its fourtune.
But it almost melted.
The snowman went to Sweden.
It was a little bit better, but not cool enough for her.
So she went to Antarctica and lived happilly ever!

P.S. Look at my new friend. (Mr. Penguin)

Fish

There are more than 100 species of fish in the world!
Fish have gills to breathe under water.
Fish come in all sizes and color.
A fish is a water animal.
Fish are reptiles.

Cows

Cows are farm animals.
Cows are white with black spots.
Cows say "moo".
Cows eat grass.
Cows are stinky.
Cows have short ears.

Hippopotamus

Hippopotamuses are mammals.
Hippopotamuses live in African rivers.
Hippopotamuses' nickname is Hippo.
Hippos stay in water all day to keep cool.
At night they head out of the water to eat grass.
Hippos are huge!
I think hippos are fun to learn about!

Say's The Bunny

Say's the bunny
"2008"
"2008"
and while the bunny past out rat hats
everybody was there.
Mr. Turkey, Aunt Turkey,
The man with the cap,
Fat Pat, Pop, Flop, Willy the Wizard,
Dr. Becky, the Giant Teddy Bear,
Princess Rabbit, Max Santa Claus,
Unicorn, Snowman that took an Adventure,
Mr. Armadillo, and on and on.
But a mischievous pig shouted

"MY YEAR IS NOT OVER YET!"

The pig cleared out the cheese and put out pork instead.
So then everybody left
The the pig ate the pork and put up pizza and ..........
Put up a party!

The End.