Bob Saves The Day

by: Uncle Turkey

illustrated by: Aunt Turkey

HI!

This is a story where my naphew saves the day.
But before I can tell you that story
I have to tell you this story.

One day in Turkey's, capital city, 1988,
My brother, Billy Jhon Susset,
Had a baby and named him
Bob Sooop Naashaaa Tookna Soopoo Lunespy Puke.
Now remember the guy with the long funny name saves the day.

So Bob (Soop Naashaaa Tookna Soopoo Lunespy Puke) went to see the movie Bolt,
it was a movie about this super turkey that thought he had super powers
but he didn't.

He accidently got shipped to New York (He came from Hollywood, CA).
So whenever Bob got done with the movie
he thought he had super powers and tried to do good things
like possibly saving the day.

That's when the disaster struck,
he went to the Sears Tower and jumped off it
thinking he would start to fly
so when he realized he was falling not flying
he got his cellphone
and he was such in a panic
he pressed 211 instead of 911 and called the Helpers' that Don't do anything right,
he said sorry wrong number
and so he finnaly called 911 after a hour or so
and said
fire department, fire department!
I'm falling!

the fire fighters came when Bob was trembling on a matress in the dumpster.
After he got to his house the next day
he tried to unleash turkeys who where going to be put into the oven.

He went to the Eat Eat More Turkeys,
he tried to break open cages
but it didn't work
because the old turkey took one look at Bob and said,

"you look like a turkey that tried to fly off the Sears Tower
but fell and landed on a matress in the dumpster."

Bob smacked his wing on his forehead and said,

"Yep. That's me."

He was struggling to push open the bars.
Then the old turkey said,

"What are you trying to do?"

Looking embrressed, he said,
"I'm unleashing you,"
while sucking in his cheeks.