by: Isabel and Ethan
J1: What docter hurts you the most?
A1: Dr. B. N. Payne.
J2: Why did the T-rex cross the road?
A2: To get to the people.
J3: Why did the crocodile cross the lake?
A3: To get to the cat tails!
J4: Why did the mouse chase the cat?
A4: It was oppisite day!
J5: Why did the bear cross the road?
A5: He saw some bees!
J6: Why did the popsicle go to the hospital?
A6: He was melting.
J7: What do you get when you have a snake with ten feet?
A7: Nothing. Snakes don't have feet!
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Hi Isabel and Ethan-the jokes are very funny. What a great way to start the day with few laughs! Love, Uncle Tony
ReplyDeletePS-I'm still looking for the answer to the riddle.
Uncle Tony,
ReplyDeleteHow did you lose the answer?
Isabel
Well, I had read the jokes somewhere and thought you and Ethan would enjoy them. I posted the jokes to you but can't remember now where I had read the jokes. I should have written the answers down...oh well
ReplyDeleteLove, Uncle Tony