Bob Saves The Day (Cont)

"Why you silly. You can't unleash us!
We're the King's pet!"

Bob smacked himself again,
"Oh! Thanks alot!" he said astonished.

When he started to walk home
he realized he had done nothing but scare himself silly
and making a bad impression for old people,
or well anything exept saving the day or doing anything good.

Bob felt ashamed of himself. but he also felt somewhat exited to.

The next day Bob woke up by an astonishing sound,
his mother & father screaming at a giant uh......... thingy that Bob couldn't reconize.
It looked like a......er.....a giant light thingy and
what his house he thought he was dreaming, but he was in a dollhouse!

So he popped his head out the window.
"Boy, the sun sure is shining today!"
He said in the blistering heat.
Without noticing he was in a oven.

His neighbors looked at him in a "What the?" way.
Then when he realized he was in an oven,
he got his E.O.I.P. (Emergency Oven Ice Packs)
He had 15 dozen and 60 turkeys including himself.
While doing quick math
he yelled to the turkeys and gave 3 to each one.
He told the turkeys to throw one at the light to make it go off
if it doesn't work throw a second one,
please don't throw them all at the same time
because they will all blow up
(he knows because he used to have 360 of them)
so everyone threw one at each light
the lights flickerd and went off.

Then he got his E.O.T.O.P. (Emergency Open The Oven Pack)
he got one of the 360 (he was afraid to throw them in the air)
and threw it towards the oven door
it had 4 wrenches and screwdrivers
they wooshed to the openings (screws and bolts)
and screwed and bolted the door open.

The turkeys are saved!

They shouted with joy and hugged him with delight.
So thats the day Bob saved the day!

P.S. That was great.

P.P.S. I wasn't in the oven.

P.P.P.S. He got more E.O.T.O.P. (Emergency Open The Oven Pack).

P.P.P.P.S. He also got more E.O.I.P. (Emergency Oven Ice Packs).

Bob Saves The Day

by: Uncle Turkey

illustrated by: Aunt Turkey

HI!

This is a story where my naphew saves the day.
But before I can tell you that story
I have to tell you this story.

One day in Turkey's, capital city, 1988,
My brother, Billy Jhon Susset,
Had a baby and named him
Bob Sooop Naashaaa Tookna Soopoo Lunespy Puke.
Now remember the guy with the long funny name saves the day.

So Bob (Soop Naashaaa Tookna Soopoo Lunespy Puke) went to see the movie Bolt,
it was a movie about this super turkey that thought he had super powers
but he didn't.

He accidently got shipped to New York (He came from Hollywood, CA).
So whenever Bob got done with the movie
he thought he had super powers and tried to do good things
like possibly saving the day.

That's when the disaster struck,
he went to the Sears Tower and jumped off it
thinking he would start to fly
so when he realized he was falling not flying
he got his cellphone
and he was such in a panic
he pressed 211 instead of 911 and called the Helpers' that Don't do anything right,
he said sorry wrong number
and so he finnaly called 911 after a hour or so
and said
fire department, fire department!
I'm falling!

the fire fighters came when Bob was trembling on a matress in the dumpster.
After he got to his house the next day
he tried to unleash turkeys who where going to be put into the oven.

He went to the Eat Eat More Turkeys,
he tried to break open cages
but it didn't work
because the old turkey took one look at Bob and said,

"you look like a turkey that tried to fly off the Sears Tower
but fell and landed on a matress in the dumpster."

Bob smacked his wing on his forehead and said,

"Yep. That's me."

He was struggling to push open the bars.
Then the old turkey said,

"What are you trying to do?"

Looking embrressed, he said,
"I'm unleashing you,"
while sucking in his cheeks.

Spider Letters 3

Dear Orb Spider,

Please come, I don't want to call either.
Why don't you call Crab Spider?
Ask her if she likes fruit fly pie,please.
Thank you.

Sincerely,
Black Widow

P.S.Tell her just like I told you.
P.P.S.You can write a letter to her.
P.P.P.S.Crab Spider's phone number is (I8U) 789-AAAH.
Thank you for accepting all the P.S.,P.P.S.,and P.P.P.S.'S.

Spider Letters 2

Dear Black Widow,

I'd love to come.
I'm sorry I didn't call
but you can call me.
Guess what?
My favorite food is turkey fly.

Love,
Orb Spider

P.S. My phone number is (I8U) I87-TOO5

P.P.S. Can Crab Spider come?

Spider Letter 1

Dear Orb Spider,

A big brown turkey fly landed in my web,
I am going to host a Thanksgiving party with it.
And we have water bug drinks too!
With the turkey fly I will also have smashed "potatohopper"
and dessert will be fruit fly pie.
It will be at my web.

Love,
Black Widow

P.S. I have mint bugs.

P.P.S. RVSP: (I8U) I8A-BUG1

Illustration - About the Author

Illustration - Chapter 9

Illustration - Chapter 8

Illustration - Chapter 7

Illustration - Chapter 6

Illustration - Chapter 5

Illustration - Chapter 4

Illustration - Chapter 3

Illustration - Chapter 2

Illustration - Chapter 1

About the Author

My name is Isabel.
I was born in Springfield.
My favorite game is Uno.
My favorite color is purple.
I am 7 and 3 quarters.
I love reading.
I love school.

Chapter 9 Happy Ending!

Hi! Since this is the last chapter,
I'm going to tell you some things he likes.

He like eating healthy. (I don't think so!)
He also likes his mom feeding him. (He sure does!)
If you've heard of it, he loves reading Calvin books. (I do too!)
He wish mom would play with him. (I'd love her to!)
He loves me playing with him.
He loves writing articles. (I hate them!)
He likes funny jokes. (I do too!)
He likes dad playing piano while he sings along. (Me too!)

I hope these wishes come true and he lives happily ever after!

Chapter 8 What Ethan Will Be When He Grows Up

I think he will have white hair.
He mabye will have hair to his shoulders.
I also think he will have hair all over his chest.
I think he will be as thin as a noodle and 6'7".
I think he will grow up to be 95 years old.
He wants to live in San Diego, CA.
He wants to live in an apartmant building.
We think he will play the guitar and sing.
Hey! He sings terrible!

iBuenos Noches!

Chapter 7 Reselutions He Has For Himself

Here are some resalutions Ethan has for himself..

1. Color in the lines.
2. Read chapter books.
3. Go to WINGS when he goes to school.
4. To be the best speller in Springfield.
5. To be very nice.
6. To stop biting his lip.

I hope you enjoy these reselutions.

Zai Jian!

Chapter 6 Reselutions My Family Has For Him

Hi, in this chapter,
I am going to tell you some resolutions for my brother.
These reselotions are from my family.

1. For him not to kick me.
2. To stop biting his lips.
3. For him to not disturb me.
4. Play the gutar.
5. For him to be very independent,
6. And last but not least, please don't change so much.

Thank you and do you like the reselotions my family has?
I hope you enjoy them.
I sure hope these reselutions come true.
Don't you?

Ciao!