Chapter 8 What Ethan Will Be When He Grows Up

I think he will have white hair.
He mabye will have hair to his shoulders.
I also think he will have hair all over his chest.
I think he will be as thin as a noodle and 6'7".
I think he will grow up to be 95 years old.
He wants to live in San Diego, CA.
He wants to live in an apartmant building.
We think he will play the guitar and sing.
Hey! He sings terrible!

iBuenos Noches!

Chapter 7 Reselutions He Has For Himself

Here are some resalutions Ethan has for himself..

1. Color in the lines.
2. Read chapter books.
3. Go to WINGS when he goes to school.
4. To be the best speller in Springfield.
5. To be very nice.
6. To stop biting his lip.

I hope you enjoy these reselutions.

Zai Jian!

Chapter 6 Reselutions My Family Has For Him

Hi, in this chapter,
I am going to tell you some resolutions for my brother.
These reselotions are from my family.

1. For him not to kick me.
2. To stop biting his lips.
3. For him to not disturb me.
4. Play the gutar.
5. For him to be very independent,
6. And last but not least, please don't change so much.

Thank you and do you like the reselotions my family has?
I hope you enjoy them.
I sure hope these reselutions come true.
Don't you?

Ciao!

Chapter 5 Year Four, Now

In this year Ethan learned how to read.
Ethan is reading another book right now (2:54pm).
He likes to play with my stuffed animals.
Ethan is always right there when I need him.
That is what's nice about him.
Ethan always plays what I want.
Ethan likes computer games.
His favorite is Nick Jr.
He dislikes hamburgers, purple, pink, mean people, and trash.

Chapter 4 Year Three

In this year Ethan got potty trained.
He also started to talk.
It was also his first dentest apointmant.
His best friend was Landon.
His favorite TV show was Nick Jr.
His favorite color was blue.
He was nice because he didn't hit me as much.
He also brang me stuff.
He was nice because Ethan thoght relly good things to do.
Ethan shared his toys with me.

Chapter 3 Year Two

Oh no!
This is the worst year.
It is when my brother broke his arm.
My brother also got his favorite stuffed animal.
It is a dog named Sunshine.
It was also his first time to Taiwan.

Ethan always played with me.
Ethan was the nicest at that time.
His favorite color was brown.
And his favorite game was ring-around-a-rosy.

Chapter 2 Year One

My brother was born in 2003.
I went to the hospital to see Ethan.
But that's all I remember.
Ethan doesn't like people snuggleing him.
He likes sleeping in the quiet.
He looked cute.
He is nice because he nevers plays with me.
He did not bother me.
He is nice because he makes me laugh.
When he laughs, everybody laughs.
It was very exiting because I had a new brother.

Chapter 1 Introduction

My brothers name is Ethan.
He is 4 3/4 years old.
Ethan is nice
so that's why I want to write about him.
He looks just like me
exepet he has short hair and
his skin is a little lighter than mine.

Ethan likes writing and reading.
He likes to play with me.
Ethan's favorite game is Uno.
Ethan likes every color exept black.

Sometimes I'm not exellint to Ethan.
But he is still nice to me.

Please read the next chapter about my brother's first year.

Elephants and Girraffes

Elephants

How much do elephants eat?
A elephant can eat almost 330 lbs of plants a day.

How big is a new born baby elephant?
A new born baby elephant weighs almost 264 lbs.
and is about 3 feet tall!

Girraffes

How many bones are in a girraffes neck?
Only seven.

How tall is a giraffe?
A boy giraffe is 18 ft tall!

Here are 2 questions about elephants and about giraffes:
Why do giraffes have such long neck?
And why do elephants have such long nose?

Pets

Cats and dogs
plus big fat frogs.

I want a pet today.

A funny bunny
or a goldfish
as gold as honey.

Easter

Today is Easter!
The Easter bunny hid a million bijillion eggs.
This year he gave us candy in the eggs.
After we hunted eggs
we went to grandma's and grandpa's restaurant.
We took pictures with grandma and grandpa.
I came home and played the piano and here I am writing.
What a fun day!

Silver Dollar City

Today we went Silver Dollar City.
We went to shoot balls.
We also ate funnel cakes. (They were good)
We went to grandfather's mansion.
I could barley walk there!
I liked the teacups the best!
We also went to the hot air balloons.
Silver Dollar City is a place for fun.

Spring Break

I had fun on spring break.
My friend Lucie came over and played.
I'm going to Silver Dollar City tomorrow!
I get to stay home while my brother is at school
and my dad is at work.
I get to play all day for 9 days.
Spring break is the best.
Do you like spring break?

Can You Answer My Questions?

Q1: Do chickens come first or do eggs?
Q2: Why do you read my articles?
Q3: Do you like my articles?
Q4: Why can't humans fly?
Q5: Why can't penguins fly?
Q6: Why do butterflies fly?
Q7: Why are you here?

Go away!
Wait, just be sure to answer the questions you can answer.

Now,
GO AWAY!

Lies, Lies, Lies

Hi! I'm here today to tell 6 lies I made up!

So here is Lie #1:
I have two stuffed animals and both of them can talk.
Lie #2:
I have a tree in the back yard that gives me lunch and dinner.
Lie #3:
I love avacados and my least favorite food is green beans.
Lie #4:
Today I saw you peeing in your pants,
setting fire to your house and,
jump off a cliff.

Yawwn! I'm tired.
I think I'll stop here.
Yawwn!

AAAHHHH!
a...a.a.... GIANT!
AHHHHHH!

Help!

Well..ummm...
I
Yawwwn!
I zzzzzzzzzz
zzz Bye! zzzzz.

Worms

Worms can be yellow and still be a worm.
Or red or green or blue and still be a worm!
One kind of worm is so short,
one hundred of those worms can fit on a two inch line!
Did you know there is a kind of worm that is flat?
There is a kind of worm that is as big as a car!
A worm can live in the ocean!
A worm can be helpful in some ways,
it can dig holes called burrows and let the water in the soil.

Fun fact:
If you cut a worm in half,
it will become 2 worms!
How discussting!

Made Up Jokes

by: Isabel and Ethan

J1: What docter hurts you the most?
A1: Dr. B. N. Payne.

J2: Why did the T-rex cross the road?
A2: To get to the people.

J3: Why did the crocodile cross the lake?
A3: To get to the cat tails!

J4: Why did the mouse chase the cat?
A4: It was oppisite day!

J5: Why did the bear cross the road?
A5: He saw some bees!

J6: Why did the popsicle go to the hospital?
A6: He was melting.

J7: What do you get when you have a snake with ten feet?
A7: Nothing. Snakes don't have feet!

Frog

Do frogs lay eggs in water?
Some do some don't.
Most of them do.

What is the smallest frog?
The smallest frog is 0.4 in.!

What do tadpoles eat?
Tadpoles eat moss alge.

Why do frogs ribbit?
Boys croak to attract girls.

How many species of frog and toad?
There are about 4,000!

Where do frogs and toads live?
On every contenent except Antartica.

Fun fact:
Adult frogs eat all the meat it can fit in its mouth!

Wild Cats

What is the biggest wild cat?
Tigers are the biggest!

Which cat runs the fastest?
The cheetah!

How many kinds of wild cat are there?
About 36.

Why do tigers have stripes?
The tigers stipes help it hide
so it's dinner doesn't see him!

Where do wild cats live?
Cats live all throughout the Earth.

Where do jaguars live?
Jaguars live in the forest of Centrul and South America.

Fun fact:
Tiger cubs start hnting and killing at 18 months!

Sharks and Fish

Fish:

What is the toughest fresh water fish?
The toughest freshwater fish is the Piranha.
They live in rivers of tropical South America.

How fast can fish swim?
Over 70 mph!
The swordfish is one of the fastest fish.

Are there any poisonous fish?
Yes!
The puffer fish is one of the most poisonous of all!

Sharks:

How many species of shark are there?
Answer: Over 300!

How big is a great white shark?
It can be up to 40 ft!

Bonus fact:
The dwarf (shark) dogfish is only 20 cm long!