Worms

Worms can be yellow and still be a worm.
Or red or green or blue and still be a worm!
One kind of worm is so short,
one hundred of those worms can fit on a two inch line!
Did you know there is a kind of worm that is flat?
There is a kind of worm that is as big as a car!
A worm can live in the ocean!
A worm can be helpful in some ways,
it can dig holes called burrows and let the water in the soil.

Fun fact:
If you cut a worm in half,
it will become 2 worms!
How discussting!

Made Up Jokes

by: Isabel and Ethan

J1: What docter hurts you the most?
A1: Dr. B. N. Payne.

J2: Why did the T-rex cross the road?
A2: To get to the people.

J3: Why did the crocodile cross the lake?
A3: To get to the cat tails!

J4: Why did the mouse chase the cat?
A4: It was oppisite day!

J5: Why did the bear cross the road?
A5: He saw some bees!

J6: Why did the popsicle go to the hospital?
A6: He was melting.

J7: What do you get when you have a snake with ten feet?
A7: Nothing. Snakes don't have feet!

Frog

Do frogs lay eggs in water?
Some do some don't.
Most of them do.

What is the smallest frog?
The smallest frog is 0.4 in.!

What do tadpoles eat?
Tadpoles eat moss alge.

Why do frogs ribbit?
Boys croak to attract girls.

How many species of frog and toad?
There are about 4,000!

Where do frogs and toads live?
On every contenent except Antartica.

Fun fact:
Adult frogs eat all the meat it can fit in its mouth!

Wild Cats

What is the biggest wild cat?
Tigers are the biggest!

Which cat runs the fastest?
The cheetah!

How many kinds of wild cat are there?
About 36.

Why do tigers have stripes?
The tigers stipes help it hide
so it's dinner doesn't see him!

Where do wild cats live?
Cats live all throughout the Earth.

Where do jaguars live?
Jaguars live in the forest of Centrul and South America.

Fun fact:
Tiger cubs start hnting and killing at 18 months!

Sharks and Fish

Fish:

What is the toughest fresh water fish?
The toughest freshwater fish is the Piranha.
They live in rivers of tropical South America.

How fast can fish swim?
Over 70 mph!
The swordfish is one of the fastest fish.

Are there any poisonous fish?
Yes!
The puffer fish is one of the most poisonous of all!

Sharks:

How many species of shark are there?
Answer: Over 300!

How big is a great white shark?
It can be up to 40 ft!

Bonus fact:
The dwarf (shark) dogfish is only 20 cm long!

Riddles 3

I'm a reptile.
I eat meat.
I have scales.
I have four legs.
What am I?


I hold your clothes.
I start with the letter D.
I have drawers.
I can be any color.
What am I?

It's Lies. All Lies.

Hi! I'm here to tell you some lies I've heard.

Lie: I can't play tag because I have athsma.
Proof: She played tag.

Lie: I heared my name on the radio.
Proof: She does not listen to the radio.

Lie: I did my homework.
Proof: Her planner isn't signed.

I've only lied once.
I told mom I used soap but I didn't.
So mom made me do it again.

The End

Ooopss, there's another lie!
It's not the end!

Wait. Do you hear something?

ROAR!!! AUUUUGGHH!

A dinosaur!
Help!
Run for your lives!
Eeekkk!
Hurry up!
I.....it.....it's.....it's a

Tyronasuors Rex!

AUUUGGGHH!

Play dead hurry hugh!
I'm glad their gone!

eeekk

A whole pack!
Sorry! Better escape before they eat me up!
Bye!

Tree

The tree's base is a stump.
The tree grows from a seed.
A tree has leaves.
Trees live in every continent except Antarctica.
I think trees are pretty.
Do you think trees are pretty?
Trees sometimes have flowers.

Crazy Cat

"Tick-cat-tock, Tick-cat-tock," said Crazy Cat!
Crazy Cat went to the grocery store and
said it in the middle of the main grocery store.

And Mr. Bunny said, "Out!"

So with that Crazy Cat went to the farm in Australia.
And he said, "Tick-cat-tock, Tick-cat-tock."

Then the smallest kangaroo came out and said,
"If you want to do that then do it some where else."

Then one night, he decided to live in Mars.
Nobody would care there he thought.

But he was wrong.

Once he went there, some aliens were having a big meeting.
Then Crazy Cat got scared and went back to England.
And became king of England and lived happily ever after.

The End.

Penguins

Penguins can swim up to 8mph.
The emperor penguin is the largest penguin.
The smallest penguin is the little or fairy penguin.
Penguins can not fly but can swim very well.
The emperor penguin has waterproof feathers.
A puffin is not a kind of penguin.
The little or fairy penguin is about 16in. long.

Piranhas

Piranhas can eat anything, even people!
Piranhas are very small but very ferocious.
Piranhas live in the Amazon river.
Piranhas can be up to 24 inches.
Piranhas have razor sharp teeth.

Jokes

How does an alien count to 23?

On his fingers!

What has wings, feathers, and fangs?

Count Duckula!

Why was Cinderella thrown off the baseball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Cook!
Cook who?

Hey, who are you calling cuckoo!

Riddles

1R:

I can be as small as 0.4 inches.
I have at least 4,000 kind of me.
I can be poisonous, or not.
What am I?

2R:

I eat krill.
I never come to land.
I can swim up to 18mph.
What am I?

Please post your answers.
I will give you answers next week.

Neptune

Neptune is 2 billion 794 million miles from the Sun.
A day on Neptune is 16 hours long.
A year on Neptune is 165 years long.
Neptune is a ball of gas.
Neptune is covered in clouds.
Neptune has at least 8 moons.
Neptune is the 4th outer planet.
Brrrrrr!
It must be cold out there!

Moon

The Moon is 4x smaller than Earth.
Moon is lifeless.
The Moon reflects light from the Sun.
Moon is made of rocks.
One of the first people to ever walk on the moon is Neil Armstrong.
The Moon has lots of craders.
The Moon is frezzing cold.

Venus

Venus is the hotest planet in the solar system.
Venus is the second planet from the Sun.
Venus is also the second ineer planets.
Venus has big yellow puffy clouds.
Venus is a planet made of rocks.
Venus is lifeless.
I'm glad I don't live on Venus.

Mom!

Today is mom's birthday!
She is the best mom in the world!
She is a greatest chef in the universe!
I haven't tasted better food.
My mom makes me laugh.
My mom always teaches me lesons I don't know.
My mom treats me and Ethan equally.
You would like to have her as a mom.

Pluto

Pluto is half the size of America!
Pluto is 3 billion 666 million miles from the Sun!
A year on Pluto is 247 Earth years long!
One day on Pluto is six Earth days!
Pluto is very cold. Brrrrr.
Pluto is a very small planet.
Pluto has one moon like Earth.

Saturn

Saturn has big large rings made of ice and rock.
A year on Saturn is 30 Earth years!
Saturn is really cold at the surface.
At Saturn's core, it is burning hot.
Saturn is a ball of gas.
Saturn is about 10 times bigger than Earth.
Saturn is 887 million miles from the Sun.
Saturn has at least 18 moons.
Saturn is the Second planet.
Saturn is the 6th planet from the Sun.

The Sun

It weighs just under 2,000 trillion trillion tons!
Sunspots are spots that are cooler than the sun.
The sun is a medium sized star.
The surface of the sun is about 10,000F!
The center of the sun is over 27 millionF!
The sun gives us light and heat.
The sun is about 4.6 billion years old.