Some Kind of Cretreue of Halloween

Once Upon a time, ther was a cretreue.
I said "Is it me or am I almost blind?"
It said to me "if you are a girl you will turn into a boy
and if you are a boy you will turn into a girl by tuching me."
It was funny and silly.
"OK" I thout tacing a depe breath.
I said "I can't do this." and then
"Yes, I can. Yes I can?"
Ok then it said "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhohhhh,"
(Hunted House)
"Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee," "Kulook kalak kulook kalak"
And then "Meow meow meow meow meow meow"
but then "Ha Ha Ha" "Trick-or-treat, Trick-or-treat."

The End.