Crazy Cat

"Tick-cat-tock, Tick-cat-tock," said Crazy Cat!
Crazy Cat went to the grocery store and
said it in the middle of the main grocery store.

And Mr. Bunny said, "Out!"

So with that Crazy Cat went to the farm in Australia.
And he said, "Tick-cat-tock, Tick-cat-tock."

Then the smallest kangaroo came out and said,
"If you want to do that then do it some where else."

Then one night, he decided to live in Mars.
Nobody would care there he thought.

But he was wrong.

Once he went there, some aliens were having a big meeting.
Then Crazy Cat got scared and went back to England.
And became king of England and lived happily ever after.

The End.

Penguins

Penguins can swim up to 8mph.
The emperor penguin is the largest penguin.
The smallest penguin is the little or fairy penguin.
Penguins can not fly but can swim very well.
The emperor penguin has waterproof feathers.
A puffin is not a kind of penguin.
The little or fairy penguin is about 16in. long.

Piranhas

Piranhas can eat anything, even people!
Piranhas are very small but very ferocious.
Piranhas live in the Amazon river.
Piranhas can be up to 24 inches.
Piranhas have razor sharp teeth.

Jokes

How does an alien count to 23?

On his fingers!

What has wings, feathers, and fangs?

Count Duckula!

Why was Cinderella thrown off the baseball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Cook!
Cook who?

Hey, who are you calling cuckoo!

Riddles

1R:

I can be as small as 0.4 inches.
I have at least 4,000 kind of me.
I can be poisonous, or not.
What am I?

2R:

I eat krill.
I never come to land.
I can swim up to 18mph.
What am I?

Please post your answers.
I will give you answers next week.

Neptune

Neptune is 2 billion 794 million miles from the Sun.
A day on Neptune is 16 hours long.
A year on Neptune is 165 years long.
Neptune is a ball of gas.
Neptune is covered in clouds.
Neptune has at least 8 moons.
Neptune is the 4th outer planet.
Brrrrrr!
It must be cold out there!

Moon

The Moon is 4x smaller than Earth.
Moon is lifeless.
The Moon reflects light from the Sun.
Moon is made of rocks.
One of the first people to ever walk on the moon is Neil Armstrong.
The Moon has lots of craders.
The Moon is frezzing cold.

Venus

Venus is the hotest planet in the solar system.
Venus is the second planet from the Sun.
Venus is also the second ineer planets.
Venus has big yellow puffy clouds.
Venus is a planet made of rocks.
Venus is lifeless.
I'm glad I don't live on Venus.

Mom!

Today is mom's birthday!
She is the best mom in the world!
She is a greatest chef in the universe!
I haven't tasted better food.
My mom makes me laugh.
My mom always teaches me lesons I don't know.
My mom treats me and Ethan equally.
You would like to have her as a mom.

Pluto

Pluto is half the size of America!
Pluto is 3 billion 666 million miles from the Sun!
A year on Pluto is 247 Earth years long!
One day on Pluto is six Earth days!
Pluto is very cold. Brrrrr.
Pluto is a very small planet.
Pluto has one moon like Earth.

Saturn

Saturn has big large rings made of ice and rock.
A year on Saturn is 30 Earth years!
Saturn is really cold at the surface.
At Saturn's core, it is burning hot.
Saturn is a ball of gas.
Saturn is about 10 times bigger than Earth.
Saturn is 887 million miles from the Sun.
Saturn has at least 18 moons.
Saturn is the Second planet.
Saturn is the 6th planet from the Sun.

The Sun

It weighs just under 2,000 trillion trillion tons!
Sunspots are spots that are cooler than the sun.
The sun is a medium sized star.
The surface of the sun is about 10,000F!
The center of the sun is over 27 millionF!
The sun gives us light and heat.
The sun is about 4.6 billion years old.