Crazy Person

A crazy person looks' like this.
A crazy person would writhe like this.
A crazy person would put crayons in the fridge.
If someone asks a crazy person how to spell "I"
he would say goo goo gaa gaa.
A crazy person would climb a pole.
A crazy person would hit their head.
Are you a crazy person?
I'm not!

Ocean

Their are four kinds of oceans.
The Pacific, Alantic, Indian, and the Artic Oceans.
The ocean has lots of creatchurs.
The ocean is filled with lots and lots of life.
The ocean is greenish-blueish color.
The earth has 75% of water and 25% of land.
The ocean is made of salt water.
I think the ocean is cool.

All About Me

What books do I like?
Junie B. Jones books.

What do I hate?
Articles of corse!

What do I like?
School!?

What foods do I like?
Green veggies and grapes.

What food don't I like?
Avacados.

What are my friends names?
Alli, Lucie, Sylvia, Connor, and Liz.

What is my favarite subjet at school?
Read books.

See you tomorow!

School

Today I did a summer vacation paper.
At reccess I played with
Alli, Connor, and Lucie.
We played on the swings.
Alli said Connor was a flying monkey!
Connor said Alli was a flying snail!
We sang "ding dong"
I leraned about safety.
I love school!

Bethany

Dear Bethany

Your my best friend.
You look pretty when you skate.
Thank you for playing with me.
Bethany your nice.
I hope you can come soon.
Get well!

Open House

My teacher is Ms. Malenowsky.
She is nice.
I saw Liz, Brooke, and Connor.
I was one of the first ones to be there!
Dr. Cawdwell keeps asking mom if Ethan is kindergarden!
Ethan kept following Ms. Malenowsky!

Jokes

1) Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
A: to get to the people.

2) Do tortises have hair?
A: have you herd of the tortise and the hare?

4) What's a dragons favrite part of school?
A: Fire drills!

5) Where are the most pencils?
A: Pencilvana!

6) Witch tv charicter wins the most?
A: Winnie the Pooh

7) What did the poodle use to wash his hair?
A: A shampoddle!

8) What side of a cat has the most fur?
A: the outside!