Jokes

1) Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
A: to get to the people.

2) Do tortises have hair?
A: have you herd of the tortise and the hare?

4) What's a dragons favrite part of school?
A: Fire drills!

5) Where are the most pencils?
A: Pencilvana!

6) Witch tv charicter wins the most?
A: Winnie the Pooh

7) What did the poodle use to wash his hair?
A: A shampoddle!

8) What side of a cat has the most fur?
A: the outside!